Okay, so who's Mexican?   


  #1. If you can run, swim, or play soccer in chanclas, you've gotta be a
Mexican.
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> #2. If you don't have a bank, but rather keep your money rolled up in a
cookie jar, you must be a Mexican.
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> #3. If you can fit 4 riders on the bench seat of a pickup you must be a
Mexican.
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> #4. If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco truck,
you must be a Mexican.
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> #5. If that same tio left you a lawnmower and a weed wacker and instead you
started a landscaping business, well, you're still a Mexican.
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> #6. If you save the points from the back of a Kool-Aid packet,
damn...you're a Mexican!
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> #7. If you get pulled over by a cop or get a phone call from a collector
and you suddenly forget how to speak English, you're a Mexican.
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> #8. If you have a family member that has personally seen the LeChusa or
heard the cries of the Llorrona ...MEXICAN!!!!
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> #9. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mom rubbed the area chanting,
"Sana Sana, Colita de Rana," then you're a Mexican.
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> #10. If you're dad constantly mixes up the pronunciation of "Ch" and "Sh"
then you're a Mexican. (example: Cherry becomes Sherry and Shoe becomes
Choe).
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> #11. If you have your last name on the back of your vehicle's window in Old
English lettering, you are Mexican.
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> #12. If you have ever owned a shirt that said, "in memory or en memoria,"
you are sooo Mexican!
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> #13. If you buy you're candles from the spice section of the grocery store
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> #14. If you go to a party "just for the food", then you're a Mexican. 

> #15. If you know what Cut-offs or Wife-Beaters are, then you're a
Mexican.
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> #16. If you play baseball and throw the Sign of the Cross and then kiss
your fingers every time you go to bat, damn...you're Mexican bro'.
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> #17. If you refer to your wife as your Ruca, Your Wifey or your Old Lady
then guess what - you're Mexican.
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> #18. If you "Throw a Grito" every time you hear Ramon Ayala, then not only
are you Mexican, you're a drunk Mexican!
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> #19. If you feel it necessary after every joke you crack to stick your
tongue out and go, "aaaaaah" then damn, you qualify as a Mexican. If you put
your hand up too at the same time as if to get a high five from those around
you as confirmation it was a good joke, then you are a genuine Mexican.