~You know the world is going crazy when…
~The best rapper is a white guy,
~The best golfer is a black guy,
~The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
~The Swiss hold the "America’s Cup,"
~France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
~Germany doesn’t want to go to war,
~And the 3 most powerful men in America are named
~Bush, Dick, and Colon.