Fun things to do in Wal-Mart!!


* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 
* Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. 
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' 
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' 
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. 
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' 
* Play with the automatic doors. 
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?'' 
* Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!'' 
* Put M&M's on layaway. 
* Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. 
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 
* Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!" 
* TP as much of the store as possible. 
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) 
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!'' 
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 
* While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. 
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' 
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them 
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' 
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 
* ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. 
* Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!'' 
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.