Here are some charming bumper sticker phrases:

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.


My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

If your cute,single,and rich, HONK!

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.

If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you happy?

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

Zero to bitch in 10 seconds

I don't discriminate, I hate everyone!

Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me......

I cant remember if I'm the good twin or the bad one.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range