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These Lyrics go to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbilllies" it is in honor of Daryl and his missing bunny Bucky:

Come 'n listen to my story bout a bunny named Bucky
His bunny slave is Daryl and one day he wasn't so lucky
Bucky decided to have fun and wanted to play
Well Daryl couldn't find him and though that he had gone away
missing, bunnynapped, MIA

Daryl started to panic, said Bucky's nowhere
Folks on the newsgroup said "Daryl hang in there"
"You've gotta look around, there some place he ought to be"
Well he found Bucky stuck, somewhere he just couldn't get free
detained, captive, shackled

Daryl was so happy he told the newsgroup crowd
And we were all delighted so we cheered out loud
We are just so darn happy that you have Bucky back
Hope he gets a treat, like a little banana snack
nanas, lipsmacking, hmmm good

Now it's time to end the tale of Daryl and his bunny kin
And we like to thank y'all for the kind words you dropped in
There was a happy ending to this tale as you can see
Great big cheers go out to Daryl and Bucky!
Yea ha, woo hoo, oh yeah

Y'all he's back

Cartman singing To the music of Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

Sittin here not watching my buns
Didn't realize the snatchers would come
Wondering bout that place I was in
Hope I'm never going back again

Had my clusters taken away
Would make me feel better they say
Had my clusters taken away
Well it ain't fine

They should have left my clusters alone
Said I'd only be in pain for a day
Well then why did I have to moan
Cause it certainly didn't work out that way

Had my clusters taken away
Would make me feel better they say
Had my clusters taken away
Well it ain't fine

I think somethings have got to change
This cluster snatcher thing aint no game
You other buns must do what I tell you to do
So you don't have to go through the same

So join the HareForce come on
Cause the slaves they won't leave you alone
They say you'll feel better - well
You can tell them to go straight to h*ll

You'll have your clusters taken away
No you won't feel better I say
Don't have your clusters taken away
Cause it ain't fine

To the music of Devo's "Whip It"

Take that nip
Be really quick
There's no turning back
Makes a tasty snack
When a bare leg comes along
You must nip it
When the urge comes on real strong
You must nip it
You know you can't go wrong
When you nip it

Now nip it
It's not too late
Be real tough
Get it straight
Leap forward
Don't move your head
They can't deflect it
It's really great
To nip it
Nip it good

When a finger comes along
You must nip it
When the urge comes on real strong
You'll want to nip it
Don't let them get away
Until you nip it

I say nip it
Nip it good