Matt's words of wisdom 101:
"sarcasm rhymes with orgasm..."
"god i need some alcohol"
;x jelly beans
"you tell him your mom isn't home and that you're nude and you wanna make sweeeeet (protected) love of course."
MattJacksItOff: lmao...brb i think we just got some egg nog..and there's still some rum left over
LilChica2248: LMFAO
LilChica2248: you al-key
MattJacksItOff: wtf
MattJacksItOff: WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE
MattJacksItOff (5:19:58 PM): lol wouldn't it be mean if a parent taught their kid the wrong way to say the colors...like ok billy this is "scarlett" "tangerine" "lemon"...
MattJacksItOff (7:38:46 PM): great song by my future wife
LiL cHiCa 2248 (7:38:56 PM): kelly clarkson?
MattJacksItOff (7:39:07 PM): lol no she's my future mistress
MattJacksItOff (7:39:14 PM): Sheryl Crow lol
MattJacksItOff (4:48:06 PM): I saved over $1,000 in a month not bad
LiL cHiCa 2248 (4:48:08 PM): i doooooont
LiL cHiCa 2248 (4:48:10 PM): damn
LiL cHiCa 2248 (4:48:13 PM): thats really good lol
MattJacksItOff (4:48:18 PM): And that was with withdrawing $250 lol
MattJacksItOff (4:48:28 PM): So I SHOULD have like $1,300
LiL cHiCa 2248 (4:48:43 PM): since when is 1000+250=1300?
MattJacksItOff (11:20:30 PM): not too big or it'll go right through you
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