Rafe: Yes, I would like one silver bullet, and one Vampire Repelent kit.
Alison: Is there something in my teeth?
A "How to Tango Tape" plays in the background
Rafe(thinking): I better get out before they blow!
Alison: Its okay Sweetie, I know "Interview With The Vampire" is a scary movie for you, but look, I can just change the channel!
(Seconds later as Alison turns to SOAPnet)
Alison: No, not another airing of Soap Talk!
Brian Gaskill thinking: Man, if only my last name was Presley, I could be her man!
Alison: Come on Rafe, just do the bunny hop, ONE TIME!
Rafe: So, I realized that Livvie's brain is this thick.
Alison: Rafe, Livvie doesn't have a brain!
Rafe: Ahh, the fresh rain smell.
Rafe: Now you see me...
..Now you dont.
Rafe thinking: Are they looking at my butt?
Rafe: Alison, you are starting to act like your mother more and more each day.
I didn't know karate was a part of Vampire Slayer training.
This is just not a sight you see everyday in Port Charles.
Rafe: Look, I am the Avatar!
Rafe: Wow Ali, you give great massages.
Alison: Wow Rafe, you have such a great butt...wait, did I say that out loud?
Alison: Please, please God, let knitted sweaters be on sale at A&F this week!
Rafe: Okay? So when you go left, I go right?
Red Mary Kay Lipstick-$10, Hair clip-$3, Livvie not showing her cleavage in an episode.. Priceless.
Brian in awe and shock: You--your--your Erin Hershey---Can I have your --um--autograph?
Alison: Rafe, your lips are very dry..
Rafe: Ali, Im behind you, you just kissed a door
Alison: Oh, so that is what kissing Livvie must feel like
This is just a funny picture with MANY funny comments
Rafe: Okay, now, tilt your head this way. Okay, Say cheese!
Alison: Wow, there's a very odd bug on the ceiling, do you think anyone else will notice this?
Alison: (jokingly) Okay, Rafe Kovich, drop and give me 20. (Rafe drops and starts counting)..I didnt mean it! You can stop.
Rafe: There is no stopping me now.
Rafe: Hey, do you mind, Alison and I would like some privacy!
Alison: Yeah, Im feeling a little scruffy, I think I might need to shave.