THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS A FAG
HE USED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS!
Micky Mouse wears white gloves.
so does Micheal Jackson
Micky Mouse has a high squeaky voice
So does Micheal Jackson
Micky Mouse loves Kids
So does Micheal Jackson
Q: CUZ HE DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH DOE!
Q: THEY'RE BOTH TURNED ON BY LITTLE BOYZ
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BILL SAID HE HAD TO GO #2. BOB TOLD HIM TO USE A DOLLAR FOR TOILET PAPER. BILL COMES BACK WITH POOP ON HIS HANDS. BOB SAID TO BILL I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO USE A DOLLAR FOR TOILET PAPER. BILL SAYS I DID 3 QUARTERS 2 DIMES AND A NICKEL!
A: TO SEE PLUTO
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Poor guy
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that dang thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
