INT. REED'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - MORNING (PRESENT)
The sun is barely rising in the after. A loud meow is heard.
A cat with black, red, and brown patched jumps on to the bed
and rubs up against Reed, waking him. He smiles and looks to
his left: Lydia isn't there. He pets the cat and takes a look
at the tag around its neck.
REED
(To the cat)
So. Your name is Beer.
(Chuckles)
I clearly have time on my hands.
"16 Days" by Whiskeytown plays.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER (PRESENT)
Reed takes a look at his work schedule and notices he is off.
His demeanor is noticeably different. He is radiant and
looking very well, still wet from a shower. He opens up the
fridge and takes out some milk. There is a bag of cat food on
the fridge, he grabs that as he shuts the door.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER (PRESENT)
Reed pets Beer as he fills up the bowl with cat food. Time
lapses forward as Reed watches TV, plays video games, and
uses his computer. After a long while he notices there are
two rather large laundry bags near the door.
Reed grabs his car keys and heads out, a bag on each
shoulder.
INT. 24 HOUR LAUNDRY MAT - NIGHT (PRESENT)
Reed sits on a bench reading a magazine while listening to
music in his headphones and waiting for his clothes to finish
drying in a rather rundown, sketchy looking laundry mat.
Out of the corner of his eye he spots Emily, who enters
quietly and gives him a smile. She sets down her hamper next
to a washer and begins loading it.
A beeper goes off beside her signaling some of Reed's clothes
are done drying. Reed doesn't notice. Unbeknownst to Reed,
Emily makes her way over. When he doesn't notice her presence
from a foot away, she takes off his headphones delicately and
holds them for a moment.
Whiskeytown can be heard playing quietly on them.
EMILY
I think your clothes are done,
dude.
Reed smiles at the use of the word "dude," it hitting him
funny for an odd reason.
REED
(Smiling)
Thanks, man.
EMILY
No problem, bro.
Emily hands Reed his headphones and goes back to loading her
clothes.
Now folding his shirts, Reed stands next to Emily. He shakes
off whatever shyness is overtaking him and speaks.
REED
How's things in the jewelry
department?
EMILY
(Cheerful)
You recognized me.
(Beat)
Funny, I don't think we've met.
REED
We haven't?
EMILY
I would've remembered.
REED
Yeah. My memory has been fuzzy
lately.
EMILY
Maybe you're getting Alzheimer's.
REED
You think?
EMILY
(Sarcastically)
Well yeah. It looks like you forgot
to shave too.
Reed grins and runs his hand across the stubble on his face.
REED
I need to get on using that
aluminum free anti-perspirant.
EMILY
You know, that may be the reason
for your failing memory.
Emily subtly winks at Reed.
REED
Maybe I should seek you out next
time I'm at work.
(Beat)
I may even be clean shaven and know
who you are.
EMILY
(Excited)
The possibilities are endless.
REED
Don't cross your fingers, it's
happening.
Emily pokes Reed in the shoulder.
EMILY
Then we can meet formally.
REED
Yeah. Don't even tell me your name.
We'll wait for that.
EMILY
My lips are sealed. Let's take
things slow.
REED
Good idea. I mean, we have a long
future of washing clothes together.
Why ruin it by getting caught in
rushed introductions?
EMILY
Exactly. So we'll meet every day,
give each other a small but
important piece of information
about each other, then go our
separate ways.
REED
Sounds like a plan.
EMILY
I did have a question... what was
it you were hearing in your ear
noise teleportation mugs?
REED
Old folk songs about flashy ladies
who come around and complicate
every part of living.
EMILY
(Suggestive)
Great taste there, junior.
Reed pulls out a load of whites that contain a rather large
amount of underwear.
EMILY (CONT'D)
Wow.
REED
(Shrugs)
It's how I keep myself smelling
like the snuggle bear.
EMILY
You do exude a snuggle bear like
excitement towards all things
laundry related.
REED
(Chuckling)
Thank you.
EXT. OUTSIDE THE LAUNDRY MAT - CITY STREET (PRESENT)
Emily has her hamper and Reed has his two large bags. They
stand outside, letting a moment pass before they speak.
REED
So this is goodbye.
EMILY
Nah. This is hello. We just met.
REED
But we didn't meet.
EMILY
Technically, no. But we'll see each
other in the future.
(Leans in)
If you see me, say hello.
Reed does his best to work up a response, taken back by
Emily's overt personality.
REED
Okay.
Emily nods very cheerfully and leaves the scene. Reed is
stuck on the word "future," as she walks away.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - LATER (PRESENT)
Lying comfortably draped across most of his bed is Reed. Beer
(the cat) rushes up to him and rubs against him looking for
attention. Reed eyes the alarm clock at the side of the bed.
REED
(To Beer)
You think if I stayed up all night
and never slept I could stay in the
world I liked?
(Beat)
I mean, I like the old world. I'm
all alone in this one.
(Beat)
At least I don't have to dodge
someone I know will hurt me.
(Beat)
How do I fix this?
Reed again looks at the alarm clock.
Reed jumps up and sets the clock to go off at 2:30 A.M.
REED (CONT'D)
Lets try this out.
Reed turns off the light beside his bed and closes his eyes.
EXT. THE BRIDGE (IN-BETWEEN)
"Pale Blue Eyes" by The Velvet Underground is heard during
the scene.
Reed's bedroom is now set up in the middle of the BRIDGE. The
alarm clock is ringing incessantly. Reed sits up and attempts
to turn the clock off. He hits it repeatedly before tossing
it off the bridge.
The sun is making beautiful colors of the clouds surrounding
it. Blue is sitting on the ground and playing video games
with a beer resting between his legs. Reed moves his hands in
front of Blue's face, Blue doesn't notice.
Lydia is sitting on the side of the bridge and smoking a
cigarette. Reed takes a seat next to her, his feet dangling
off the edge. It's thousands off feet to the valley below.
REED
You don't smoke.
LYDIA
Don't you remember the time we
smoked together?
REED
Yeah. I came back to see you. You
said you wanted to hang out with
me. Only you neglected to mention
your boyfriend would be there. Your
new boyfriend. The one I didn't
know about.
LYDIA
Yeah, sorry about that.
REED
It's okay.
LYDIA
(Embarrassed)
I never mean to do that.
REED
Sorry I put you in that situation.
LYDIA
Don't worry about it.
(Beat)
I'm always in love. It just never
lasts as long as I wish it would.
REED
Maybe it's better that way.
LYDIA
How's this going to end?
REED
I don't know.
LYDIA
Can't I get a second chance?
Reed thinks over the question. In the corner of his eye he
sees Walcott standing next to a dresser, looking over several
different medications.
REED
Here, one second. I need to take
care of something.
Reed gets up and disappears out of frame as Lydia flicks her
cigarette off the side of the bridge. Reed suddenly enters
the frame and jumps off the bridge.
EXT. SHALLOW RIVERBED (IN-BETWEEN)
Reed is only slightly nicked and scratched from the fall.
Lydia is lying down beside him. The small amount of water
that is there to begin with seems to float around their
bodies, leaving them dry.
LYDIA
(Grinning)
Was that a yes or a no?
INT. REED'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - MORNING (PAST)
Reed bolts upwards from the couch and takes a quick look
around in the before. The room is vacant.
REED
(Bewildered)
Huh.
INT. PRICEMART - HARDWARE AISLE (PAST)
Reed and Blue both have palettes and are stocking shelves on
opposite sides of each other.
BLUE
So you're dropping her before you
guys start dating?
REED
Yes.
BLUE
That's stupid.
REED
Thanks for the input.
BLUE
Well, she's attractive.
REED
Yes, and crazy -
Lydia appears beside Reed quite suddenly.
LYDIA
Hey, how are you guys?
Lydia isn't dressed in work attire and is holding a purse.
REED
We're alright.
LYDIA
You should take your break.
REED
Oh, sorry. I already did.
BLUE
No you -
REED
(Interrupting)
I gave my phone to Tara.
BLUE
Oh, yeah. I remember now.
LYDIA
Oh...
Lydia's eyes wander for a moment, awkwardly.
REED
Well I'll see ya around then.
Lydia nods and leaves, insulted. Reed immediately punches
Blue in the arm.
BLUE
(Grimacing)
Okay, I deserved that.
INT. PRICEMART - BREAK ROOM - LATER (PAST)
As the Powerball results flash on the TV screen in the Break
Room Reed crashes in with the same small piece of paper in
hand from before.
He looks down at his numbers, up at the TV. With a frustrated
look on his face he looks down at his numbers again.
Reed does his best to violently rip up the piece of paper and
leaves the room with a quick slam of a door.
INT. PET STORE - CONTINUOUS (PAST)
Browsing the small cages filled to the brim with small
kittens Reed appears to be in a kid-like heaven. He peruses
about, tapping cages and doing his best to play with the
small animals.
A male employee who seems disinterested in the fun Reed
appears to be having enters the scene.
EMPLOYEE
(Tapping Reed's shoulder)
Sir?
Reed turns to the Employee who wears a disappointed frown.
REED
What's up?
The Employee points at a small sign about the cages that says
"No Provoking The Animals."
EMPLOYEE
(Stern)
Read it.
The Employee turns and walks away before Reed can say a word
back.
INT. REED'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM (PAST)
Reed and Norm have a game of Battleship going as we join
them. Norm is completely obliterating Reed who has only one
ship left.
REED
B-4.
(Quickly)
We should get a cat.
NORM
Miss.
(Quickly)
No. G-8.
Reed looks over his game, sighting that the hit would take
down his last ship.
REED
Miss.
(Beat)
Why not?
NORM
I'm allergic. And you can't take
care of a cat.
REED
I beg to differ, my friend. There's
a lot you don't know about me.
NORM
You know that's not true. I know
more than I want to know about you.
REED
Really, what have I ever done
that's so awful?
NORM
(Chuckling)
You peed in a whole block worth of
mailboxes in one night.
REED
(Not very convincing)
That's a rumor.
NORM
Oh, that's not a rumor. But I could
mention some great ones I've heard
about you though.
Reed slams his game shut and gets up to walk away.
REED
(Exasperated)
You won.
As Reed visits the nearby bathroom Norm yells in his
direction.
NORM
Let's order some pizza!
INT. WALCOTT'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT (PAST)
Scattered about a rather minimally decorated room are boxes
of Chinese food and beer cans. Reed is climbing through a
nearby window, keeping as quiet as possible.
Footsteps. Walcott. Reed falls to the ground as Walcott looks
on. Reed knocks off random bits of debris from his shirt and
nods at Walcott.
REED
You look like you need a
housekeeper.
WALCOTT
(Concerned)
You need a place to stay?
REED
Yes.
WALCOTT
(Bewildered)
You could've knocked.
INT. WALCOTT'S HOUSE - BEDROOM (PAST)
Walcott hands Reed a box of Chinese food as they both sit on
a futon and watch television. Reed shoots Walcott a concerned
glare every moment or so, not able to make words.
WALCOTT
You okay, son?
REED
(Smiles)
You know, you haven't called me
that in a while.
WALCOTT
(Shrugs)
It fits.
REED
How exactly?
Walcott does not respond.
REED (CONT'D)
I mean, I've heard things in my
mother's doped up rants, but I
never knew what to believe.
WALCOTT
(Sighs)
You don't want me as a father.
(Beat)
I can barely manage myself.
REED
I don't need managing.
WALCOTT
(Chuckling)
I thought this ran in the family.
Hey, maybe you can break the trend.
REED
Burn outs?
Walcott takes Reed's words with a sense of dread and
disappointment in himself.
Walcott stands up as Reed looks on with guilt.
WALCOTT
I'll let you get some sleep.
REED
I didn't mean to -
WALCOTT
It's fine.
Walcott pats Reed on the shoulder.
REED
I'm hitting a wall, here. I need
you around.
WALCOTT
I'll only shelter such a crisis.
I'm no good at guidance.
Walcott leaves the room. As the door is shut Reed's face is
overcome with dread, pale as if he's seen a ghost.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - MORNING (PRESENT)
A loud exhale is heard as Reed puts both his arms behind his
head as a cushion and smiles. Beer (the cat) jumps up on to
the bed.
Reed begins to sniff the air with a revolted look on his
face.
REED
(To Beer)
What did you do?
Loud footsteps can be heard. Reed jumps out of bed and grabs
a baseball bat resting against the wall. In walks Blue, a
bowl of cereal in his hands. He takes a bite and looks at
Reed as if Reed is a complete moron.
BLUE
I let myself in.
Reed is relieved but suspicious at the same time as he looks
Blue over.
REED
Is that my shirt?
BLUE
Oh, yeah, something weird happened
when I was in the kitchen.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - EARLIER (PRESENT)
Blue is entering the kitchen. As he gets close to the
refrigerator he slips and falls violently.
INT. REED'S HOUSE - BEDROOM (PRESENT)
Blue has turned around and his trying to peer over his
shoulders and at his back.
REED
(Amused)
You slipped on cat shit after you
broke in to my house.
BLUE
I didn't break in, the door was
unlocked.
REED
I have a hard time believing that,
Blue.
BLUE
Fine.
(Beat)
We close tonight.
REED
Wait, you work at Pricemart?
BLUE
(Overly dramatic)
For the last two years. Thanks for
reminding me!
Blue storms out of the room. Reed shakes his head and
chuckles, noticing Blue's obvious attempt to change the
subject and leave.
INT. PRICEMART - JEWELRY DEPARTMENT (PRESENT)
Emily is leaning against the case looking bored, playing with
the bubble-gum in her mouth. Reed's feet move quicker than
ever as he makes his way to her.
EMILY
(Refreshed)
Well.
Emily reaches her hand across the case.
REED
My name is Reed. Efram Reed. People
call me Reed.
EMILY
Because your first name sucks?
REED
I wouldn't say my first name sucks.
EMILY
I wasn't either, I mean... I just
hear these things. Did it strike a
chord?
REED
From what I hear Efram is easily in
the top eighty as far as most
popular first names.
(Beat)
I doubt your name even cracks the
top one hundred.
Reed shakes hands with Emily.
EMILY
I'm Emily.
Reed gains a sense of comfort through Emily's interest.
REED
I've got a party to hit tonight.
EMILY
That sounds like fun.
REED
You have any plans?
EMILY
(Thinking)
Uh...
(Beat)
Oh! I do need to hit up the thrift
stores and find some white blazers.
REED
(Perplexed)
Well, we could always do that
before. I was going to go pick up
some music.
EMILY
(Excited)
Great!
EXT. CITY STREET - DOWNTOWN - DAY (PRESENT)
Reed stands at the corner of a main street, his eyes
wandering in search of a certain someone.
Emily is suddenly standing behind Reed. She taps him on the
shoulder. Reed turns and smirks.
EMILY
Wonderful day, don't you think?
REED
Yes.
(Beat)
What were we going to a thrift shop
for?
EMILY
I need some costumes for a play a
few friends are doing in the
square.
REED
(Interested)
Oh, sounds awesome. What's it
about?
EMILY
(Cocksure)
It's an adaptation.
REED
Of what?
EMILY
Twins.
REED
The uh... Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie?
EMILY
(Excited)
Yes! Except they turned it in to a
musical.
Reed puts out his arm and waits for Emily to interlock hers
with his.
REED
(Amazed)
Sign me up.
INT. THRIFT STORE - LATER (PRESENT)
Surrounded by the most random of crowds of shoppers Reed and
Emily look over a rack of blazers.
Reed notices a denim jacket and takes it off the rack. He
chuckles to himself as he raises it to his chest and looks at
Emily for approval.
EMILY
If you were a gutter punk who owned
several patches, maybe.
Reed shrugs and puts it back on the rack. A HIPSTER with a
very well groomed beard and whatever ironic shirt that he
found in his closet this morning glares at Reed as he takes
the denim jacket off the rack.
REED
(To the man, quietly)
I think it's awesome.
EMILY
(Loudly)
Yes!
Emily is holding two white blazers and smiling with child
like anticipation.
REED
One of those is definitely smaller
than the -
(Beat)
Oh, got it.
EMILY
I know a guy who looks exactly like
Danny DeVito.
REED
Who's playing Arnold?
EMILY
The backup center at the college.
(Beat)
I don't know much about basketball,
he answered the ad on Craig's
List... is he going to be tall?
REED
Does he play basketball?
EMILY
Yes.
REED
I imagine he will be much taller
than you or I.
EMILY
Awesome.