...older entries...
it's a perfect day for letting go
October 23, 2002
I've been Little Miss Grouch lately...poor little lamb, I dont know what's wrong with me.  Sorry for the lack of updates, but not a lot has changed....  It turns out David doesnt like me, I've developed a huge crush on Ian Somerhalder, became an obsessive- compulsive eBay bidder, bought Rocky Horror Picture Show on dvd, bought a far out Cure shirt, half-assed vacuumed my car, cried two nights in a row, it snowed,  had a dream I met God, and drank a Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino that tasted more like pizza.  Seriously that's about it.  Seriously.   Live, love, and respect life and good art
May 28, 2003
                         Girl For Sale!!!

    Looking for a girl??  You've come to the right corner of the internet!!  You lucky man (not interested in women.  Sorry to be heterosexual)!! After "buying" your new girl there's a numerous amount of things you could do with her (not necessarily in a sexual sense).  For example you could take her on a picnic, visit local art galleries, take her to fine eateries, scan through wedding magazines with her, go to concerts, or simply makeout under the stars.  The possibilities are endless!! 
     What do ya say??  Interested??  Not yet?  Wanna know more??  Well here ya go....
     I am, I mean this girl, is great.  She's tops.  Here's why:  A). She doesn't bitch or complain.
B). Kissing is one of  her favorite past times (I'm sure she's really good).   C). She has a dozen and a half hot little skirts.   D).Appearance is of top priority, meaning she will always look her best FOR YOU!  E). Laughs a lot, but not annoying  F). I guarantee this girl dislikes any confrontations, meaning she will never bitch or yell AT YOU.  G).Sweet as honey.  H). Goal oriented.  I). good humor (ha, like the ice cream)! 
    This is some good quality shit.  One of a kind- very RARE.  You better grab her before she's gone.  For more info sign the guestbook!!
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