Thus, the fearful man spoke, and the Cleaner soon encountered the dastardly Mulletor! Mulletor was awash in ecstasy, as his Stupiditron worked wonders upon the populace. He proclaimed, "Bwaha! I am now Lord Of The Stupid Cal Students! I am unstoppable!"
"But I am wearing these Smart Shades, which allow me to retain hyperintelligence and shield my eyes from harmful UV rays! I am unaffected by your puny weapon! I will now end you with supreme violence!"
