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| CAPTAIN SIMON simon is not an alcoholic. he likes candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and little puppydogs. he is a student, a cleaner and sometimes a super hero. EXCELSIOR!!!! |
| THE NEON AVENGER sarah the original hotpants girl is also know as lil' bitch.com. her ambition is to become cheerleader barbie or be crowned miss hotpants. she is an obsessive compulsive tanner. |
| MILK luke a.k.a. spiller is in airlie beach so we cant write about him yet. |
| KENTUCKY KETCHUP john the happy time dancing queen. he is also an obsessive tanner. |
| THEBOOYAHBOY adam always wears black. he is the dark lord. he has a lot of moolah and for some strange unknown reason often likes to give it away. |
| LOVABLE LULU briony the crazy in the coconut kid. she knows a lot of useless information and likes to talk about it. she loves D.A.A.S. and likes to write about them. |
| FRACTOSEGLUCOSESUCROSE brodie is armed with a hockey stick. he enjoys eating sugar a whole lot. |
| MAYFLOWER ON GLISTENING WATERS ellen wheatgerm has the superpowers of extreme stupidity and uncoordination. she has an uncanny knack for lego construction. |
WHEN ALL OUR POWERS COMBINE WE ARE TEAM HOTPANTS!!! FIGHTING AGAINST BAD FASHION SENSE AND MUSTARD COLOURED HATS AND CANTERBURY JERSEYS AND DECK SHOES. |
| "vanity and pride comes before honour and discipline" |