No artwork is to have the name or be named 'Taco' .2
SAT 9 is not a day of the month .3
Pencils do not go up your nose .4
Don't eat glue .5
Starburst candy is a delicacy .6
Tequila found on someone elses porch is off limits .7
Stealing salt is permitted .8
No Early Birds(that means you, you weird twisted .9
morning person. you make me sick)
Do not use Preperation H as tooth paste Or vis versa .10
Violence is not allowed without Carrie's permissiom .11
All cult rituals are to be observed by at least one H.P..12
Aside from Rule #11, Jennifer is allowed to be .13
brutally attacked every 13th of every month. BUT, only on the 13th.