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In another, frankly shocking conversation, Simon Laughton fires a barrage of questions that people have been dying to know regarding Pete Muscutt. Find out the mysteries of milk, flying cheese and golf clubs....well, maybe not. Questions by Simon.

Q: So, you've been back in Teignmouth now for a couple of days, hows life?
A. It's still there, you know its real isn't it?
Q. Any cool uni stories to tell?
A. Apart from the decreasing state of my morale? Not really.
Q. Is it really that bad?
A. Well, actors will always tell you not to work with children, animals or Stuart Grainger, so i suppose its a bit like that.
Q. Who the hell's Stuart Grainger?
A. Couldn't say, because i haven't met him personally but it sounded an intelligent thing to say.
Q. Okay, so you feel better now your back at home?
A. No, because I know ive got to go back in about twenty days.
Q. At least you havent got to be there for too much longer eh?

For the benefit of the reader, Pete just grunted in indication that he wishes to change the subject away from uni.

Q. So, whats happening thats positive in your life?
A. I just had some of Si's vodka and things are going very well with Selina from Brighton.
Q. That made her sound like a page three model, whats she like?
A. Got to be careful here .... Well you know, if she was a chocolate bar, she'd be a Drifter.
Q. Care to elaborate on that theory?
A. Well, Drifters are my favourite chocolate bar at the moment, so yeah. Go figure...
Q. Cool, so for all the adoring females out there, are you officially attatched?
A. Im a little bit "wayyy"... little bit "woahh" but yeah, I am.
Q. Sounds good. Can I be best man?
A. No, you can be a bridesmaid!
Q. Thanks! So aside from girls, and the website/band, any big plans for your break back home?
A. I might go for a walk or look at things, but I don't want to get corrupted by shapes and colours, even though I am local.
Q. Okay, still a very sort of Eddie Izzard meets League of Gentlemen humour thing going on i notice ......
A. Its the best way, for the kids.
Q. Going back to the band, any recording plans?
A. Uhh, well i've done more writing, and im doing music for them at the moment, all the chord sequences seem to be the same at the moment though.
Q. And to finish this interview thing, whats you favourite quote at the moment and why?
A. It would probably be one by my friend Graham, who had a very narrow minded view of females, and he said "Once you've seen one female naked you've seen them all" I found that very chau ... how do you spell it? Best end it there.