| Q: And favourite fizzy drinks? PETE: Cherry Coke and Tizer. And Scrumpy Jack! What? It�s fizzy isn�t it? SIMON: Cherry Coke. GARY: Coke. Q: What is the best medicated sweet available? PETE: Those Soothers things with the liquid centres. SIMON: Blackcurrant Lockets. GARY: Strepsils. Q: What is your favourite gentlemen�s magazine? PETE: Club International. Oh, not that kind of mag? Sorry�FHM then. SIMON: FHM. GARY FHM as well, but I don�t really �read� them as such! (winks). Q: How many plays have you written? PETE: I�ve done about four � �The Day Of The Trolleys�, �A Month In The Life Of Captain Birdseye�, �Eastenders: Radioactive Mutant Crisis� and �Alternative Neighbours�. I also wrote my own lines for a play I did at school called �Hidden Lives�. SIMON: None, though I had a comedy script called �Mates� rejected a while ago by the BBC. GARY: None. Oh wait, we had to write one at college ages ago. Can�t remember what it was called though. Q: How many songs have you written? PETE: Must be over 200 odd now, I�d have imagined. SIMON: Around about twenty. GARY: Absolutely none, though I�m still working on my Blink 182 parody which is nearly two years old. Q: What are your hobbies? PETE: Surviving university, record collecting, song writing, loafing. SIMON: Football, writing, reading, girl interests. PETE: Perving, in other words. SIMON: Shut up. GARY: Tinkering with guitars. Q: Favourite animals? PETE: Moo cows, which seem to piss and shit all the time, and Simon�s border collies. Simon: Dogs. GARY: Birds. Q: Tell us a secret about yourself� PETE: I was in a war�no, erm�when I was born I weed all over the midwife. SIMON: I have really horrible toenails. GARY: No, because then it wouldn�t be a secret. Q: What is the most boring film ever? PETE: Either �Gone With The Wind� or �Muscle Beach Party�, where teenagers surf for 90 minutes and complain about a load of bodybuilders taking over �their� beach. SIMON: �Blazing Saddles�. GARY: �The Exterminator�. Q: What�s the best way to kill rodents? PETE: Miniature noose and gallows. Or feed them dry rice and water then sew their mouths up. Either are effective. SIMON: Buggery via rattus rattus. GARY: None, nature does it better than anyone ever could. Q: What are your ambitions? PETE: To leave university with my sense of individuality intact and boycott my graduation ceremony. Oh, and to be with my girlfriend Selina. She lives a long way away, you see. SIMON: To be more happy and relaxed. GARY: I want to have money, not filthy rich � just not want for anything or worry when a bill comes through the door. Q: What are your general likes? PETE: Selina (g/f), interesting conversations, song writers, loafing, strange web sites. SIMON: Girls, football, lager, holding sensible conversations when pissed. GARY: Music and sports. Q: And your dislikes? PETE: University, students, student pubs, crap sitcoms, night clubs, most vegetables. SIMON: Chicks who dig jerks, any form of white wine. GARY: People who are too far up their own arse. Q: Have you ever had any injuries? PETE: I once cracked my head on a sharp table when I was four, and I have a strange lump on my left knee from where a cricket ball hit it when I was fifteen. SIMON: I�m a terminal hypochondriac. I always think there�s something wrong with me. GARY: I had several stitches in my leg, and I�ve broken a bone in my hand. Q: What is your best asset? PETE: My crazy sense of humour and creativity. SIMON: My agreeable personality. GARY: I don�t really have any. Q: What is your favourite morning TV? PETE: Kilroy and Bargain Hunt. SIMON: Soccer AM. GARY: Kilroy. |
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