| Q: Who is your most hated Spice Girl? PETE: Mel B. She�s too mouthy. SIMON: Mel B. GARY: David Beckham (laughs). Q: What time do you generally get up, as a rule? PETE: About 8am on weekdays, later if it�s a weekend. SIMON: When it gets dark. GARY: Weekdays, about 6am. Weekends, about 9/10am. Q: What types of coat do you really hate? PETE: Furry anoraks. Train spotter kit, you know. SIMON: Fur coats. GARY: Those ones that look like bin liners�macks and that lot. Q: Are safety scissors crap? PETE: Oh yes. Very crap. SIMON: Yes. GARY: They�re OK unless you�re trying to kill yourself. Q: What did you get for Christmas last year? PETE: Some DVDs, CDs and lots of chocolate. SIMON: New jacket, trainers, and a video recorder. GARY: I can�t remember. Q: How many killings do you have to your names? PETE: Too many to mention. SIMON: I actually have my own abbatoir. GARY: A good few thousand on Grand Theft Auto 3. Q: What is your favourite vegetable? PETE: I don�t like many, so I guess the humble potato. SIMON: The sprout. GARY: Turnips, if only for the cool name. Q: Are you local? PETE: Oui, 110% SIMON: Yes, very local. GARY: Yes. Q: What are your favourite colours? PETE: Dark blue, shitty green. SIMON: Metallic purple, yellow. GARY: A nice bright blue. Q: What is your purpose in life? PETE: To be a terminal worrier and make people laugh with the weird stuff I come out with. SIMON: To search for happiness. GARY: Fucked if I know. Q: When are you happiest? PETE: When I�m at home, or if I�m pissed and feeling horny/cuddly. SIMON: When I�m nice and relaxed. GARY: When I�m not under pressure. Q: What is your marital status? PETE: I�m in a relationship. SIMON: Single, I believe. GARY: I�m attached. Q: How many guns do you own? PETE: None. I�ve got a cap gun somewhere but I doubt it�d work in a bank heist. SIMON: Just the one. GARY: None, I traded them all in for the bazooka I got the other day. Q: What is the hottest curry you can handle? PETE: Madras makes me sweat, so anything above that and I�d be finished. SIMON: Korma. PETE: You poof. GARY: The extra spicy Tikka Masala from Sainsbury�s is quite nasty. Q: What exercise do you do? PETE: As little as possible! Nah, I play badminton sometimes, and go on a walking machine. SIMON: Football, occasional swimming. GARY: Football and cricket. Q: What is your favourite book? PETE: �Domain� by James Herbert, or the �Only Fools and Horses� script books. SIMON: �Notes From A Big Country� by Bill Bryson. GARY: I�m not a big reader. |
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