| Q: Who are your favourite radio DJ�s? PETE: Terry Wogan. He�s a funny chap in the mornings. SIMON: Christophe Moyles. GARY: Moyles as well. Q: What is your favourite alcoholic drink? PETE: Malibu and coke (with ice) or�Scrumpy Jack. SIMON: JD and coke, or most lagers, except Stella, which I hate. GARY: Lager. Q: And your most hated alcohol? PETE: Whisky, I just cannot drink it. SIMON: Metz Black. GARY: It�s this stuff called Pilenka or something, I�m not sure of the spelling. It�s Romanian and tastes like fire. My dad bought it back from when he went away. PETE: Got to be better than Heineken though, eh? Q: What illness do you really dread getting? PETE: A severe cold. I always get colds, I hate them so much. Those ones where you get the evil taste in your mouth�ewwww. Why can�t they find a cure for colds, damn it? SIMON: Anything serious, really. GARY: Cancer of any form. Q: What is your favourite part of the female body? PETE: Tits! They�re nice to play with. SIMON: Tits! GARY: I�m going to have to be boring and say tits as well. Q: Have you ever donated blood? PETE: Not willingly. SIMON: Not on purpose, no. GARY: I�m always open to good causes, aight! Q: Have you ever donated sperm? PETE: Not willingly. SIMON: No, but I heard somewhere the money is good. GARY: See my answer to the last question! Q: Have you ever had to give a urine sample? PETE: Er�for a museum once, I think. SIMON: Only for the doctors�and a wall. GARY: No. Q: When did you last use the bus? PETE: When I couldn�t be fucked to walk it. SIMON: Not recently. GARY: About two years ago...oh wait, do coaches count? No? About two years ago, then. Q: Have you ever had to bury a body? PETE: Only my guinea pigs. SIMON: About two weeks back, aye. GARY: All the time�no, I haven�t, I was kidding. Q: Do you like taxi drivers? PETE: No, they�re all scum. The lot of them! SIMON: Some are OK, they�re quite funny. GARY: Not really, but when you�re drunk and need a ride they are like Gods. Q: What is your favourite game on the Sky Active service? PETE: Beehive Bedlam. SIMON: East End Arrows, that darts game. GARY: I�ve played Tetris a couple of times I think. Q: What does the vagina remind you of? PETE: The female vagina? Er�a Venus flytrap, I think. SIMON: A ham sandwich. GARY: Erm�I don�t know, I�ve never seen one. What�s a vagina? (winks) Q: How long have you gone without a shower? PETE: A couple of days at the most. SIMON: About twelve hours. GARY: About a year�I mean we have a bath, not a shower in our house. |
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