My Drama Page!
I'm creating this page mostly out of boredom.  That, and the overseer of this all holy site is living in Dallas, and says she doesn't hear about the drama that goes on here.  Which honestly, there isn't that much drama lately.  I still hate everyone, and I'm assuming everyone still hates me.  Anyway...

So, ya'll know about
The Island Art Car, right?  Well, about a month ago, it met it's untimely demise.  And still it sits in front of my place.  Well, turns out my parents were planning on giving me my mom's Ford Explorer as a graduation present.  Assuming of course I graduate.  Well, when they heard my car was dead, they decided to give it to me a little early.  Woo-hoo!  New car!  V8! All-Wheel Drive!  Air Conditioning!  Yippeee.   But I digress.  Let me continue...

I am currently taking 22 hours this semester.  Which of course everyone told me was a bad idea, especially when one of those classes is Field Ichthyology.  A class that, in terms of time spent working on it, makes Invert look like pre-school.  22 hours, and I'm ready to kill people.  So I'm looking for some stress relief.  So I'm just driving around late on Saturday night, listening to music, now that I have more than one option.  Drinking a, ummm, ice cold beverage.  Just relaxing.  Life is good.  But I'm bored.  I'm driving around East Beach, over hills and whatnot.  It's all good.  Well, this is fun.  But I want more.  Where's some dirt?  Pelican Island! 

So I get to Pelican Island, and I'm driving down the road, looking for one of the side roads.  I find one, drive down that way, looking for something, you know, unpaved.  Well, I found one.  So I turn off the paved road.  Did I mention it was raining?  Well, I got about 30'.  Yes, I am an idiot.
How was I supposed to know that much rain and street tires don't go together?
Yes.  Rain and dirt make mud!
Called up a friend who had 4WD, and off road tires.  When I called him, his first question was; "Have you been drinking?"  Why is that the first question everyone always asks me?  Why?
And for some reason, he looks proud of himself.  Notice the brand new shoes. FUCK!  And the Betty Ford Clinic shirt.  Sweet!
Yeah, I like my women a little on the trashy side.
The next day.
And if you were wondering, no, there was no damage.  Went to the car wash a couple days later.  8 bucks in quarters later, she's as good as new.
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