One hand on wheel, one hand on horn, Spitting tobaco out window. GEORGIA

One hand on wheel, one finger out window, Screaming out window. NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: MASS

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LA, CALIFORNIA

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: WASHINGTON DC

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. Beer, one knee on wheel, foot on brake, listening to Bluegrass, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: VIRGINIA

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alteranting between feet on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonalds bag out window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

Two hands gripping wheel, silver hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 mph on the interstate in the left lane, with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE, RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM?

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