God : sarah (obviously)
The God of Sideburns: Suki
THe funniest shaped hed of the year : Babs (Beeeeeeeeeeeenhed)
The biggest minga eva : Mandy (special request, Cheese )
Biggest freak of nature : Bird (ofcourse)
Biggest retard : bird
The biggest Jimmy Neutron lookalike : Rich Hill
Got wacked with the ugly shuvvel : Cheese (special request by loz)
Got run over by the ugly bus ( and then reversed ova 2wice) : loz (special request by cheez)
The best NIgga D ; Babs
The biggest west side nigga : Ste
Stoopidest nigga : joint trophy Ste and Babs (special request Sam and cheese)
person most unsatisfied wiv life : suki
Biggest dum ass group : the katyhood
Biggest rockport collection : Cheese u big gay
Gayest hands : Al G
Smallest kid eva : Joe
Most hard to find dick : Brainy
Most dangerous person 2 kik in the ass : Loz (mite lose a foot)
Biggest Welsch twat : Mr Roderik (shet up!)
Best thong wearer (by special request) - Alex
The special boff head award - Clive
The person most resembling a beatle (preferably Ringo Star) - Sterchiooo