| Ralph Wiggum Quotes |
| Well us three love this lil guy. We quote him on a daily basis (seriously,we do),so we decided to make a page dedicated to our favourite simpsons character,Ralph Wiggum. |
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| "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there" "My cat's breath smells like cat food" "I dressed myself!" "Yes! I love Lisa Simpson! And when I grow up,I'm going to marry her!" "I ate the purple berries,they taste like burning!" "He tells me to burn things!" "Thats daddys magic key!" "Mrs Hoover,I don't have a red crayon...I ate it" "You choo-choo choose me! And theres a picture of a train!" "Lets bee friends. And theres a picture of a bee!" "Mrs Hoover,I glued my head to my shoulder" "Were on a play date!" "I can't believe I went out with you!" "Wanna play stuffed animal parade?" "Maybe she drove to the moon!" "When I grow up,I wanna be a principal,or a catapiller!" "I think I wet my bed..." "Whee! The bumps tickle my bottom!" "My face is on fire!" "When I grow up,I wanna go to Bovine University!" This is all I can think of right now but trust me,they will be more! Back |
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