Officer: May I see your drivers license?
Driver: I don't have one. It got suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I put my gun in there.
Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the person who owns this car and stuffed them in the trunk.
Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Driver: Yes sir.
Hearing this the officer immediatley called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your drivers license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: Its my car. Heres the owners card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there is a gun in it?
Driver: Yes sir, but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was no gun in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?
Driver: No problem
Trunk was opened. No body
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you told me that you said that you didn't have a drivers license, stole this car, had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Oh yeah? I'll bet the lying s.o.b told you I was speeding too!