Back at the Kolima Tribe... Back at the Kolima Tribe...
*crying* Waaah, why, *sniff* why did you, mwaaah.
Can somebody shut her up before I kill myself? You'd think she'd have had enough time to mope about the genius who dumped her before she signed up for the game.
How do you figure he was a genius?
He was smart enough to end a relationship with that overbossy, loud-mouthed, obnoxious, two-bit wh... Why do you guys look so suddenly spooked?
Sca-sca-scary, la-lady, behi-hi-hi-
She stopped crying when I started insulting her and is now standing behind me isn't she?
*both nod*
How DARE you insult me! You're gonna pay little man!
All wise men know that hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned. RETREAT! *flees*
*are right behind Alphonse*
Come back here! You haven't gotten my famous 'Final Heaven' special yet!
Meanwhile... if you care...
And this is the beach where me and cutie pie love to hang out and dance, isn't that right cutie?
Kupo ku!
Affirmative. Beach where young lady and small moogle dance, check.
Y'know twenty-seven, you can relax a little. It's not like you're in the army or something.
...Relax, yes ma'am. I will try to... relax.
Well since Tifa had us stock up on enough stuff to last us an ice age, we don't really need to much help there. How about cooking, can you cook?
Affirmative, I am well-versed in several forms of core survival food preperation that I'd be willing to perform and or teach.
Well the fire and cooking area is back near the shelter, you can start making something.
Yes ma'am. *marches to the shelter*
Twenty-seven is a pretty cute guy, don't you think Jenna?
Back off, he's mine. I mean, I, I don't know. I think I'm in love. If only he had a personality.
Awww, true love. Don't worry Jenna, I'm sure he has a personality somewhere in there. And so is Cutie.
Kupopo ku.
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