| The Night Before Christmas |
| ASH MISTY BROCK JESSE JAMES MEOWTH Ohhh, it's freezing out there! Brrrrrr, close the door! Did you get more wood? Oh yeah! Hey . . . what's that? It's a Christmas poem. "Twas the Night Before Christmas." I downloaded it from the internet. Ohhh, I know this one! Ahem! Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even Meowth . . . ha ha! Eggnog's ready! Eggnog? Yeah! Brock made eggnog and Christmas cookies! Alright!!! Oh, you guys are reading the Night Before Christmas. Ahem! Twas the night before Christmas and - Uh . . . I already read that part. Pick it up from here, Brocko! Right! The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of Vileplumes danced in their heads. Hm . . . where'd you download this version from, Misty? Hm, hm, hm! And my mom in her kerchief, and Mr Mime in my cap . . . and I think Professor Oak was there too . . . Had just their brains for a long winter's nap. When out on the roof there arose such a clatter *Thud!* Hey . . . what was that? Did anybody else hear that? I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and saw Rapidash! The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the lusture of midday to Jynxes below When what to my half-open eyes should appear But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer With a little ol' driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be St Nick More rapid than Moltres his courses they came And he whistled and shouted and called them by name *Crash!* To protect the world from devistation! Team Rocket! I knew I heard something . . . What're you doin' here? We came to capture some rare Pokemon so the Boss'll give us our Christmas bonuses this year Oh, isn't that quaint. They're reading a Christmas poem Oooh, Jesse, this is my favourite part! Now Dasher now Dancer now Prancer and Vixen . . . On Comet on Cupid on Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch to the top of the wall Now dash away dash away dash away all! Anyway . . . as I was saying . . . Move over, twerp, I'm reading this part! As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly When they meet with an obsticle mount to the sky So up to the housetop his courses they flew With the sleigh full of toys And some Pokemon too! And then in a twinkling I heard on the rooftop The prancing and pawing of each little Machop As I drew in my head and was turning around Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot - alot like me actually - And his clothes were all tarnished like Ash's, with soot Huh? A bundle of toys he had flung on his back And he looked like a trainer just opening his pack His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry, oooh! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath He had a broad face and a little round belly That shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself But a wink of his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread He spoke not a word but went straight to his work And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk And laying a finger aside of his nose And giving a nod up the chimney he rose But I heard him exclaim as he drove off to the mall Happy Pokemon Christmas! Catch 'em all, catch 'em all. |
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