| This just in! There have been reports that a mysterious, "small, yellow, bunny-like creature with red cheeks and a lightning bolt shaped tail," has been seen in the Niagara Falls area. Several tourists claim to have seen, and even interacted, with the creature. Could it be that Pikachu, one of Nintendo's flagship characters, has found a way from the Nintendo world into ours? This is the question I, and a team of investigators hoped to answer. Traveling to Niagara Falls, and armed with a digital camera, I dedicated a three day period to track down, and possibly talk to, the mysterious celebrity. After talking to several eyewitnesses, I found a man who claimed to have actually been attacked by the creature. "It was at one of those tourist shops," the man, who wishes to remain annonymous began, "I was looking for a toothbrush, because I left my only [toothbrush] at home. Anyway, I saw this flash of yellow run behind one of the shelves. I was curious, so I followed [the yellow creature] behind the shelf. I saw this yellow thing standing there. It's back was to me," the American tourist pauses and draws a lightning bolt in the air with his finger, "It's tail was shaped like that. It was looking at this bunch of Nintendo keychains hanging on one of the walls. It looked sort of homesick. I thought that it couldn't reach [the keychain], so I thought that if I helped it it would talk to me. I put my hand out to pull the keychain off the shelf and the thing went beserk!" I ask how it went beserk. "I don't know. It just looked angry, like I tried to steal something really important. It yelled 'Peek-ah-choo,' or something like that and lightning came out of it. That thing almost electrocuted me! Then it just ran off in the direction of the casino." With this important new information, I headed for Falls Avenue. I tried to think like a Pikachu and decided to head for Brock Plaza Hotel, thinking Pikachu might relate the name of the hotel to that of his friend, Brock, from Kanto. I found out that a "Mr. Pi Kachu" had, in fact, checked-in and was staying in room 919. I snuck into the room to find none other than Pikachu himself. The Pikachu Investigators (or "P" Squad) and I managed to take the following pictures proving Pikachu's existance without being caught. We have placed all of these extremely rare photographs into one file, nicknamed "The 'P' Files." Now, enter and see for yourself, Pikachu exists! |
| Pikachu's Vacation?! A Report From Pikachu Investigators |
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| This is the first example of photographic evidence proving Pikachu's existance. This shocking photograph was taken inside the arcade at the Great Canadian Midway. Officials are unable to identify the strange object on the left side of the picture, but we at Pikachu Investigators are sure it's the legendary Pikachu. |