penguinshelter



	The Penguin Shelter



The penguin shelter, as shown above, will save your life. It has gone through many different designs over the last few months but Hilz thinks she has finaly got it right. This is the design that is proven to work. I advise everybody to have one in their back garden. The materials you will need to build one of these lifesaving shelters are.... 1 - WC 2 - Reinforcement bricks 3 - Aerial, not arial as Hilz calls it 4 - Gate 5 - door 6 - XXXXL Superflex 7 - Bricks 8 - Spade 9 - Superdooper glue 10 - Man, or lady power If you can't be arsed or are too poor/weak to build on of these shelters a garden shed may aslo be used as a last resort. Some penguins know how to get into them though, so be carefull and make sure u have ure penguin beating stick in there with you. If you have any queries about building a penguin shelter, please contact me.

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