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| On this page you can see the range of protective clothing I recomend you have. It is all of the highest quality and will save your life. It is all made by Ellis penguin defence systems. There is a diagram and a breif desription of how the item will help save your life when the penguins attack. I would like to apoligise for the dodgey cropping but Ellis penguin defence systems gave me some rather huge pictures that wouldn't fit on the page. |
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| Above you can see a full outfit. This will protect your body from a penguin attack. The plastic will protect you from the penguins beaks and the outfit is thermal so you will be kept warm or cool, whichever is needed. To the left you can see a glove that has many attachments, for when you are out in the wild fighting penguins, a gun to shoot them,a razor blade to cut of their wings, a cork screw to open a bottle of wine to celebrate, a knife to cut them and a bottle opener to open beer to celebrate |
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| This is my favourite item, the hat. As well as keeping your head warm it is stylish, has a torch and razor blades. As you will know from reading my penguin section these are vital because of the way penguins attack. These will cut off their wing, making them unable to grip you and pin you down. A bargin buy! | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| This is the pricelist for the protective clothing range. I think that they are very reasonable considering they will save your life. What price would you put on your life? Well this is nothing compared to that so I would advise you to buy them, 2 sets just to be safe. To buy your 2 sets of protective clothing contact Hilary, owner of Ellis penguin defence systems at [email protected]. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Please note: Ellis penguin defence systems will hold no responsibilty if any of this clothing fails due to missuse by the owner. No body parts are included with the clothes you have to provide them yourself. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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