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| Firstly, penguins are EVIL. They are trying to take over the world and must be destroyed. Dont believe me, just wait and do nothing, then u'll see. First you must know your enemy.... There are 17 different types of penguin.... 1 - Emperor 2 - King 3 - Andelie 4 - Gentoo 5 - Chinstrap 6 - Rockhopper 7 - Macaroni 8 - Royal 9 - Foirdland crested 10 - Erect crested 11 - Snares island 12 - Yellow eyed 13 - Fairy 14 - Magellanic 15 - Humboldt 16 - African 17 - Galapagos There are 32 species of extinct penguins, mmwwwuuaaahahahahahaha!! <-----This is wot a penguin looks like when it is trying to attack. As you can see they launch themselves at you in groups (notice the 2 in the back waiting for their turn). They will from this leap at your face, blinding you, pecking at you, then the rest of the group will launch, pinning you to the floor. <-----If this happens, you should use your penguin beating stick. <------If used correctly it should do this to a penguin Now you are safe you can run. To buy a penguin beating stick, contact me via e-mail @ [email protected] And be sure to check out my page on Pingu, the leader. |
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| A classic attack | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This will save your life | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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