Penguins!!
Firstly, penguins are EVIL. They are trying to take over the world and must be destroyed. Dont believe me, just wait and do nothing, then u'll see. First you must know your enemy....

There are 17 different types of penguin....
1 - Emperor
2 - King
3 - Andelie
4 - Gentoo
5 - Chinstrap
6 - Rockhopper
7 - Macaroni
8 - Royal
9 - Foirdland crested
10 - Erect crested
11 - Snares island
12 - Yellow eyed
13 - Fairy
14 - Magellanic
15 - Humboldt
16 - African
17 - Galapagos
There are 32 species of extinct penguins, mmwwwuuaaahahahahahaha!!

<-----This is wot a penguin looks
like when it is trying to attack.

As you can see they launch themselves at you in groups (notice the 2 in the back waiting for their turn). They will from this leap at your face, blinding you, pecking at you, then the rest of the group will launch, pinning you to the floor.

<-----If this happens, you should use your penguin beating stick.



<------If used correctly it should do this to a penguin

Now you are safe you can run.
To buy a penguin beating stick, contact me via e-mail @ [email protected]
And be sure to check out my page on Pingu, the leader.
                     
   
The enemy
A classic attack
This will save your life
Hahahahaha!!!
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