19. Pot: When You Care Enough to Not Care At All
18. A Day Without Pot is Like a Day Without School
17. Weed My Lips!
16. Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!
15. What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
14. Obey Your Jones
13. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and necklaces and stuff
12. It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
11. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime
10. Official Sponsor of the NBA
9. Because a waste is a terrible thing to mind. ~?~ ... Dude! I totally f***ed that up!
8. Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke
7. This is your brain. This is your brain on pot. This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
6. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
5. SMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)
4. Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads
3. Just Doob It
2. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.
and the Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...
1.Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00 Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00 Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
