The War for Caucasia

Inspirtation: This song came about out of boredom in Physics class. I had always wondered if we white folk were called Caucasian, why is there no Caucasia? This song is out take on what happened.

Spoken word history lesson:
The battle of Kronkstanaffbraglesburg vs. Norwegia. The men fought long and hard into the misty night. The battle ended when the town's leader was thrown into a conveiniently placed volcano. This was the battle for Whitey's Right, which we will now dicuss further. With guitars.

Oh, the battle of Cermechisteckistan
our men fought with valor
they fought with pensive abiguity
but victory was their falor
that night many lost their kin
it was like a cracka convention.

-CHORUS-
Our skin is white,
which is alright.
We burn in the sun,
which is no fun.


Oh the battle of Malmsteenerino
the fighting lasted 197 days.
The men got so bored those nights
that the jammed to some Purple Haze.

-CHORUS-

Oh the battle of Talischmeckterian,
those hooligans went dizzown.
But there was no way the fighting that night,
compared to the one at Kittentamourinburgmoon Town.

Oh, the battle of Kittentambourineburgmoon Town,
bombs bursted over the ramparts.
The Kittentambourineburgmoonians
watched as they ate some pop-tarts.

-CHORUS-

My puppie ran away today.
Oh, oh, oh it ran away today.

-CHORUS 2x-

Lyrics: Joe and Vince

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