Inspiration: Well, on the 28 hour trip to Mexico, a few of us hit delirium. Hard. Here is what came of it.
Wrankt, wrankt, wrankt.
The blue man is coming.
The hands are coming for me.
Toiletbowl splashes,
telling me what to do.
-CHORUS-
The blue man is coming,
the blue man is near.
The blue light is shining,
with me sang the mirror.
We're on a flying train.
BOXER REBELLION!!
Escape pattern zeta! Go!
Get outta there Porkins!
Pools of mercury,
burning my hands.
CHORUS
Ted Kennedy was a genius.
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
I have you now!
The toilet paer is
keeping the walls from falling in.
Karnehm has sandtraps,
and is the school recorder holder.
CHORUS
Connect 4!
Blow your nose in there, too.
Battle board!
Join us for lunch,
at the Holiday Inn.
CHORUS 2x
Stroking a trash bag,
even some old string!
Caleb's a hag.
Ging-a-ling-ling-ling.
Lyrics: Joe