Raggedy Ann and Andy's The Meaning of Life
Ann: I'm raggedy, he's andidy
Andy: we're only apart when we aren't together
Ann: my hair is made of carpet
Andy: i smell through a plastic button
Ann: I like to wear make-up
Andy: and so do i--------
Andy: we're brothers-----
Ann: and sisters--------
Andy: or lovers---------
Ann: actually i think we're cousins
Ann: where are we from? where are we going?
Andy: das heidleburg stadt!
Ann: why are we going there brother/lover/cousin?
Andy: well, sis/lover/cousin....it's the best town in the word--------------
Ann: why are we here?
Andy: what are we doing?
Random: i can't tell you now, that's what the musical is about----------------------------
SCENE 2: Bus Stop
Andy: hey you mister
Ann: what's the meaning of life
Chinese Man: confuscious say meaning of life is in the yiiiing yaaaaang
Andy: hey you woman
Ann: why are we here
Woman: im not a woman, and my name is dennis
Andy: oh im sorry sir, you look like a lady
Ann: you're a hippie-------------------
Andy: we could play some tennis
Ann: and commit mass genocide--------------
Andy: when will the bus arrive?
Ann: when will the bus arrive?
Andy: when will the bus arrive?
Ann: when will the bus arrive?
Andy: for heidleburg--------------
SCENE 3: Acid Trip
Andy: we're on a bus
Ann: we're on a bus
Andy: we're on a buuuuuuuuuuuus
Random: ACID!
Ann: ooh, i want some
Andy: me to--------------
(Pink Floyd-esque interlude)
SCENE 4: The Gutter (Yentyl)
Ann (Hobo): my had is gushing ick fluid
Andy: i'll be your night in shining armor, lift your head up off the ground
Andy: i'll sharn till i shine no more-----
Andy: will i ever know the meaning of life? life is a swrirly thing of swirls that i will never understand
Ann (Hobo): and swirls and swirls
Andy: Will I ever find the meaning?
Papa can you hear me?
Papa can you hear me singing?
Hey! Wait a second, you're a trixy Hobo!
Ann: Here I am!
COMING SOON
SCENE 5: NOT FIT TO BE TYPED HERE.
SCENE 6: Rainbows and Lollipops
SCENE 7: Hiedleburg Stady
ACT II
SCENE 1: Heidi
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