Inspiration: Well, I always thought that Irish people were cool, so why not write a song filled with stereotypes about them? This one was also a product of our German class boredom.
Man if I were Irish,
I'd drink guiness all night long.
And if I were Irish,
I'd Eat some Lucky Charms.
Oi! Oi! Oi!
My name would be Finnegan.
We'd be take over by the British again.
I'd see the Lock-ness monster.
Wait....that's Scotland
I'd pick 4 leaf clovers,
I'd see the Scottish moors.
In Ireland it always rains,
I'd wash with Irish Spring.
-CHORUS-
No more potatoes in my soup.
No more potatoes in my poop.
I'd have some red hurr!
I'd see green over durr!
I'd start a fight with someone!
I'd wanna imigrate to Boston!
I'd play me some Irish bagpipes!
-CHORUS-
I'd bludgeon a lepra-cone.
I'd do it with the Blarney Stone.
Those Catholics won't recant!
So they take it out on the Protestants!
I'd be like Casey Schwartz.
I wouldn't wear boxer shorts.
I'd go to Notre Dame.
And finally, If I were Irish, I'd still think Riverdance was lame.
Lyrics: Joe, Ian, Vince