Inspiration: I was in some Gift Card store, and a song came on called "Everyone Loves Christmas". This got the wheels a spinnin' in my head. Not everyone loves Christmas, some don't even celebrate it.
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Not everyone loves Christmas.
Not everyone has fun.
Jewish people.
They don't love Christmas.
They'd rather light candles
than have a cup of cheer.
They celebrate Channukah
at this time of year.
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Johova's Witnessi
They don't love Christmas
As a matter of fact, they hate all holidays.
They live in utter despair.
They knock down your door,
and rock new wave hair.
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As a matter of fact,
they get pretty jealous.
So rub your presents in their faces.
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Merry Christmas!
Lyrics: Joe