Inspiration: This is our shot at all those metal bands out there. Call it parody if you must.
The following is a list of things we HATE:
SWISS CHEESE
DIAL-UP INTERNET
KILLER BEES
THAT GUY NAMED CHET
ANNOYING PEOPLE
EX-GIRLFRIENDS
MATERIAL THAT IS FECAL
PEOPLE THAT WEAR DEPENDS
Chorus:
We're the army of hate.
We don't have no love
We can't get a date,
because our band is second rate.
Condiments we HATE:
SAUERKRAUT
RELISH
PIGGYSNOUT
JELLISH
STEAK SAUCE
KETCHUP
RING TOSS
METAL CUP
-Chorus-
Lyrics: Joe and Vince