-Lead Whining, Guitar Playing, Song Ruining, Animal Noises
-Height: "Meh" Weight: "Meh"
-Favorite Cheese: Swiss
- Alex "Napster" Nappi:
-Guitar Playing That Actually Sounds Good, Lead Jumping
-Height: Mediocre Weight: Decent
-Favorite Pants: Khakis
-Nick "Smelly" Fanelli:
-Banging, Back-Up Screaming, Lead Humping
-Height: Up Weight: I Don't Wanna
-Favorite Biologist: Charles Darwin
-Matt "Mighty Midget" Walch:
-Masturbassing, Back-Up Screaming, Lead Shorting
-Height: None Weight: Enough
-Favorite Extinct Marine Reptile: Diplodocus
Guitar, Vocals
Guitar, Vocals
Drums
Bass