Yeah, so this is the 'genius' that I pay $15 to every week for Baritone lessons, I dont think he deserves it. But it's ok, at least he provides comic relief.
Andy: Yes, I marched in the Cavaliers, therefore I'm better then you, and you, and you, and I'm not even going to waste my time with you
Andy: I'm all about the peace and the love man...Hey! You! You're 2 minutes late, give me 25 push ups. So, as I was saying, I'm all about the love so I'm going to have you guys only run two miles instead of three.
Andy: I'm not gay, really, I just happen to have my belly button pierced and march in an all male drum corp...
Andy: Yeah, I live in Berwyn, by a crackhouse
Andy: When was the last time this horn was cleaned?!?!
Andy: Oh, you guys are playing October? We're playing that, but I dont get to play the solo cause I'm second chair. Your playing the solo, right? It's really pretty, I really want to play that solo. Damn you for getting that solo.
Andy: Ok, you have tempo issues, we need to work on that. But not today, we're going to play scales instead.
Andy: Yeah, I dont like my euph teacher, so I don't practice
Andy: FUCK! I dont have my music!
Andy: I going to sit here and drink my tea and watch you guys suffer
Roselieb: Hmm, the new edition of DCI Today...
Andy: Am I retarted or something?
Melissa: You suck
Andy: "Did you play your scales that fast for IMEA?"
Me: "So about that solo..."
Andy (playing through part of Third Symphony): "Hmm,that doesn't sound right."
Andy: (plays part of my solo and plays Bb instead of A three times): "Why isn't this working, it doesn't sound right."
Melissa: "You know, all the band kids think you're gay."
Random Girls: "Are you dating him (ie: Andy)?!?!"
Andy: "Get this mouthpiece, you'll sound like crap for the first two or three weeks but after that, you'll sound a hundred times better. *pause* Or still sound like crap."
Me: "You're not going to let Andy just sit there, stare at us, and drink his tea, are you?"
*ok, this is going to get a brief explaination. We had to march at a football game on halloween and melissa and I decided to be each other as our costumes, so we switch clothes and melissa is rather, mm, preppy, and obviously, I'm not...so yes...there will eventaully be pic that might help explain some of this. anyway...*
Andy: "I'm going to record your playing. I was talking to one of my friends about you..."
Andy, looking at my new horn: "OOO! Shiney horn."
Andy: "So, I was talking to some of the Phantom guys that I know, and you know what, they were actaully pretty impressed with you."
Andy: "So, I'm seeing this girl, shes not my girlfriend, exactly, I'm just seeing her. Anyway, her name's Jennifer, should I go out with her tonight? I kinda don't want to...What do you think?"
Andy: "You should talk to Nate, that guy you meet at auditions, when you see him."
(This is coming from something Eli heard at the second Cavies camp that he went to. Apparently it was Andy.)
Others Mocking Andy
Viraj and Amy mocking him: "And if your eyelids are not in excruciating pain, you're NOT doing it right!"
Viraj and Krystina: Gooooood morning! it's 6am, time to run 45 laps around this gay camp, and even though i pretend im fat, im really trained to be an olympic althlete, even though i live down the street from a crackhouse and get laid every day."
This is a pic from Band Camp, John Barna is making fun of Andy and his "I like to rub my stomach" obsession. John's the one second from left.(thank you to Viraj for the pic :))
Carla and James again, doing the Andy impression
Hobbit
Now we are proud to bring you (pictures from the Cavies site and found by Viraj) the Faces of Andy. And no, I'm not stalking Andy, I simply enjoy making fun of him and he not knowing for he might hurt me otherwise. Or at anyrate he'd never let me hear the end of it. Anyway, here ya go...
And yes, this would be Andy. I got this picture off the Cavaliers website and was just oh so amused because Andy still looks like hes on crack.
Andy: what the hell? theres trail mix in your euphonium!
Me: yeah, but its not my fault, one of the trombone players threw it in there
Andy: but theres trail mix in your euphonium!
Me: yes, i believe that we've established that
Andy: But why is there trail mix in there?
Me: *smacks head on music*
Me and Melissa: Ooo, and now it all makes sense
Me: I dont know, its not mine
Andy: Well, why hasnt it been cleaned?
Me: Because its NOT mine and Roselieb doesnt believe in cleaning instruments
Andy: Well, it needs to be cleaned
Me: Yes
Andy: then get it cleaned!!!
Me: You go get it cleaned, Im not spending $75 to clean a horn thats NOT mine
Andy: But its not mine! You get it cleaned
Me: *you moron*
Me: Do you want to get paid for this? And its not my fault you suck.
*30 minuteds later*
Me: So, next week we're going to work on my tempo stuff, right?
Andy: Why didn't you tell me to help you with your tempo?!?! You didnt need to work on scales!
Me: *smakes head on music*
Me (Melissa was next to me): Does that mean that we (refering to melissa and myself) dont have to practice?
Andy: No, you guys like me, therefore you shold practice.
*At this time, Hornish walks by and seems very confused*
Andy: Remind me not to do that again
Andy: *dashes over from Hornish's desk* OOOO!!! *rips out of Roselieb's hand and refuses to give it back*
Me: *Attempts to hold back burst of laughter*
Andy: What?
Me: I'm just not going to answer that question *starts laughing hysterically*
Me: No, you suck
Andy: You both suck so just shut up
Melissa: We suck?
Me: *whispers to Melissa* No, he sucks
Andy: What did you say?
Me: Nothing...
Me: "Yes"
Andy: "Good God, I can't play them that fast, never do that again!"
Me: "Why?"
Andy: "Because it makes me look bad"
Andy: "Solo? What solo?"
Me: "The one you were supposed to get me 4 weeks ago"
Andy: "Oh yeah, I forgot it again"
Me: *stupid god-damn hobbit*
(plays part four more times)
Andy: "Gah, that still isn't right, what the hell?!?!"
Me (looks at music): "Um, your playing the wrong note."
Andy: "Oh...Why didn't you tell me!"
Me: It was more amusing to listen to you screw up"
Me: "It would help if you were playing the right note..."
Andy: "Damn"
Andy: "Really? Interesting, all the girls at Wheaton think I'm hot"
Melisaa, Me: "Uh huh"
Andy: "No, seriously. The band director had to tell them to stop following me."
Me: "And I think they're all on crack."
Melissa: "Possibly a little weed, too"
Me: "Uh..."
Random Girls: "Cause if your not, could you, like, give us his number?"
Me (while trying to restrain laughter and holding habd over mouth to do so): "Um, well..."
Random Girls: "Oh, so you are dating him, too bad. You seniors get all the hot guys. Geez, oh well. Bye!"
Me: *laughs until cries and then catches breath and starts over again*
Me: "And what if that happens?"
Andy: "Uh, well, then that means you must suck more then I do."
Me: "Note self, don't suck more then Andy..."
Mike: "Uh, well, thats one of Andy's Cavalier things, but I'll try."
Andy: "I heard my name, were you talking about me?"
Mike and Me: (looks at each other) "No, no, of course not."
Andy (after meilssa and I have changed clothes): "Oh my God!" *hysterical laughter*
Andy: "You know, girls that wear baggy pants and a tight shirt look really hot. Melissa, I bet you get hit on more while you're wearing that then if you were wearing what you normally do. Sydney, you know what I'm talkin' about, right?"
Me: "Uh...yeah..."
Melissa (to me): "Let's not walk near him for awhile."
Me: "Yeah."
Me: "How many of your friends have you talked to about me???"
Andy: "Eh, a couple. Anyway, he thinks that you don't know what you're screwing up, so if you listen to a recording, you'll get it."
*ten minutes later*
Andy: "Do you know what you messed up?
Me: "Yeah, I keep coming in on one instead of the and of 2 and I'm holding the dotted eigth note too long and playing that one set of sixtenth notes too fast."
Andy: "Damn it! You know what you're screwing up."
Me: "Well, that blows your theory."
Andy: "Ok, now, what to do with you...I give up! You suck."
Me: "You sound overly shocked."
Andy: "Well, apparently your music audition really got their attention. I knew you played good, but jeeze, then they asked why you're taking lessons from me."
Me: "I'm not sure whether you're insulting me, praising me, or insulting yourself."
Andy: "I think it's a little of all them."
Me: "Uh, I don't know, how much do you want to go out?"
Andy: "Eh, not so much. I don't think I'll call her...oh crap!" (looks out ensemble room window and turns to me) That would be Jennifer. Oh shit."
Me: "Well, looks like you're going out."
Andy: "Damn it."
Me: "Uh, ok."
Andy: "No, seriously, hes a good guy and he needs a girlfriend."
Me: "Right, sure, and after that little Jennifer fiasco I'm supposed to let you attempt and set me up?"
Andy: "We're not going to talk about that ever again."
Andy: "It's past fucking midnight! Get to fucking bed you fuckers!"
And we have Andy's nicknames:
Hippie
Hippie-Nazi
Queer
tree-hugging-hippie-nazi-that-thinks-hes-better-then-everyone-else-because-hes-in-the-Cavilers
Ass face
Hippity Hoppity Hobbity
"Slightly Gay Looking Andy"
*We think that guy in the Harvard shirt is just being nice out of pity*
"Confused Andy with a Random Shirt"
*Apparently he doesn't know what to do with the shirt*
"Confused Andy with a Bunch of Not Confused People"
"Constipated Andy"
*Thank you Viraj for the contribution of the name*
"Secert Motive Andy"
*Andy's plotting something,we're sure of it*
"Mini Andy aka Steve, Andy's Little Brother"
*Andy's in the background and is it just me, or does Steve look freakishly like Andy?*
