PurpleFrog1313: uh...
twelve hour pie: peas
twelve hour pie: ?
PurpleFrog1313: there once was a piece of cheese
twelve hour pie: hmmm was kind of cheese?
PurpleFrog1313: hmm, what kind do u want?
twelve hour pie: ummm.... the cheese that gets left in the back of the
'fridge until it morphs into a magical puppy...
PurpleFrog1313: uh, ok then
twelve hour pie: a dalmation puppy
PurpleFrog1313: anyway, the cheese had been sitting in the back of a fridge
for almost a year. And like most cheese, it had begun to mold. But unlike
many other cheeses, this one was magical. And soon the forgotten cheese turned into a dalmation. The puppy got bored sitting in the fridge and pushed the door open. Only one problem, he was on the top shelf and had to jump to the floor. Well, the puppy found out that he didnt like hights at that point. So he decided to eat an apple and wait for someone to come and get him out.
twelve hour pie: mmmm apples
PurpleFrog1313: yes, apples are tasty
PurpleFrog1313: anyway... The puppy waited a long time and got very bored but finally someone came along
twelve hour pie: *makes grabbing motions towards the dog*
PurpleFrog1313: and the person couldnt believe that there was a puppy in her
fridge. She was so suprised that she simply walked off thinking she was
crazy. So, again, the puppy was alone and now getting cold so he finally decided that if he ever was going to leave the fridge, he was going to have to jump
twelve hour pie: uh oh, don't make the puppy die
PurpleFrog1313: he took a flying leap out off the shelf andhe landed on the ground safe and sound
twelve hour pie: yay!!!!!!!! go magical cheese puppy!!!!
PurpleFrog1313: then he walked out the front door that was unlockd and open he wandered down the street untill he saw a sign that read :
DALMATION PUPPYS WANTED FOR OFFICE WORK. So, the Dalmation goes into the office building (o, by the way, he can talk) and askes what kind of work the sign was talking about. Turns out, the corporation wanted a dalmation to be president of their company. So, the magical puppy, that came from a piece of moldy
cheese, became head of a major company. He worked in a nice black and white spotted cubical
twelve hour pie: good job puppy!!!
PurpleFrog1313: and wait! theres more!
twelve hour pie: *claps*
PurpleFrog1313: the company the dalmation worked for was the Kraft Cheese
company!
twelve hour pie: omg
twelve hour pie: kick ass
PurpleFrog1313: and that was the end of th
twelve hour pie: yay!!!!
