Carl: "Why are you in European History?"
Tim: "Well, I didn't read To Kill a Mocking Bird freshman year and I had to write an essay on it, so I just put that the mockingbird died at the end."
Patti: Sydney, you're short. You can be a hobbit!"
Mr.Mortensen: "I want to sleep the sleep of an apple"
Mr. Mortensen: "Sheep! All of you are sheep! Sheep I tell you!"
Tim: "Yeah, I didn't get any sleep last night cause I was afraid my modem was going to attack and kill me."
Jackie and Me: "Why are the stop lights Blue, Purple, and Green?"
Mrs.Camron: "Well, the 8 of you that were right and agreed with me, are wrong."
Krystina: "Your boobs are fresh!"
Roselieb: "John! Wwhy weren't you playing?"
Senora Savarese: "Su esposa ideal es..."
Mrs. Cameron: "Well, we're not dead, so it's been a good break."
Random Person: "God over Bush!"
Ms. Cameron: "Someone stole my Bible!" (what I fond amusin is that a) someone stole a Bible and that shes Jewish, hmm...)
English Reading: Squirral Mungo
Ms. Cameron: "And there were heads rolling down the aisles..."
English Reading: Elizabeth Freake
Mortensen: "So now I look like a pirate, a musketeer, Jesus, and Madonna.?"
Roselieb: "I didn't ask for your opinion."
Stasie: "Tuba on horseback!"
Matt: "My tuba smells funny"
Me: "Ack! Im going to through Eli's french horn out the window!"
Matt: "Do you think tubas are water-proof?"
Jill: "Is Bill wiping cake off his pants?"
Me: "Ahh! My pin broke!"
Nana: "What! No test?!?! But I studied for a whole ten minutes!"
Jill: "Hornish in a black lacy thong! Haha!"
Matt (looking at my shirt): "Are pineapples really all that juicy? Thats false advertising."
Sarah: "What did you do to my french horn?!?"
Jill: "You end my story by saving evreybody."
Theresa: "I killed three kids while drunk!"
Mr.Gales: "When you go cosmic bowling your head would glow like one of those bowling balls."
Judge on tape: "You need vertical alignment! Also, don't mushroom!"
Me: "sugar!"
Nana: "My lipgloss is sinking!"
Roselieb: "There are two kinds of wood in the auditorium, black and wood."
Mr.Gales: "Snail eating plants, they're very dangerous."
Viraj: "Sarah was smashed by a pencil!"
Guy at Cheese Counter: "I know nothing about cheese! I only work at the cheese counter"
My Dad: "I've begun to talk to myself, and well, what bothers me is that I'm starting to like it"
Mr. Mortensen: "Trees have everything to do with us."
Alex (to Mr. Mortensen): "Hooray, Mr. Mortensen!"
Mr. Mortensen: "So, we have 4 people and 23 blobs."
Mr. Chochole: "I'm going to chill my cheese; I like my cheese chilled."
Ms. Camron: "He's just a big talking head..."
Roselieb (half in disbelief): "Sydney, was that you?"
Krystina: "I dont need sex, I just watch DCI!"
Krystina: "Apparently I make sex noises while watching the Cavaliers..."
Krystina, yet again: "I wanna screw all the Cavaliers!"
Me: "Krystina, would you like me to see if Andy has an extra mouthpiece that he'll give to you?"
Mr. Mortensen: "We dont need magic, we have randomness"
Garin is very happy with his new Bubbles.
Roselieb (listening to Talent Show rehersal taking place in band room): "You guys are a bunch of music whores."
Zak: "Yeah, we know."
Me: "Cause I took US over the summer and got put in Euro."
Carl: "Oh, i thought you might be just a confused junior in a sophomore honors english class."
Me: "No, im the confused sophomore taking a junior/senior class"
(That has to be my favorite quote :D)
Roselieb: "Tim O'Hagan! What are you eating in the band room?!?!"
Tim (muffled becasue he has some sort of illegal food in his mouth): nuffing...
Me: "I'm not that short."
Adam: "No, but you can be a dwarf!"
John (seeming very confused): "Because I thought you said 6 measures before 2 and thats -4."
Pepe: "Paco!"
Chis S: "You never do, but I always give it
Me: "umm..."
Sarah: "Eli's french horn?"
Me: "No, wait, I ment his clarinet!"
Me: "huh?"
Matt: "If I were to, say, jump in a pool with my tuba, could I still play it?"
Me: "underwater?"
Matt: "No, after I got out of the pool."
Me: "Probably, but it might start to rust."
Matt: "Rust? but I spit in it everyday!"
Jesse: "What kind of question is that?"
Bill: "Of course i am!"
Robyn: "How does a pin break?"
Me: "I dont know, but mine did!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Me: "Right, maybe it should be an orange."
Matt: "No, I dont like oranges, how about a grape?"
Me: "Nothing, what did you do to my baritone?!?"
Sarah: "Nothing!"
Together: "ACK!"
Me: "I save people? When did this happen?"
Adam, Dave, Matt, and Me: "WHAT?!?!"
Sarah: "No!"
Me: "sugar!"
Sarah: "No!"
Me: "sugar!"
Sarah: "No!"
(goes on for 5 minutes 'till Jill threatens to kill us)
Me: "Yes"
Roselieb: "Ok, we'll allow you one mess up. Do it again and I'll chop your head off."
Jillian: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "But you can't. Half of them are gay."
Krystina: "Hmm, your right. Well, I could do all the straight ones and then have a sex change and do the other half."
Me: "Remind me to not run with you next time."
Krystina: "YES!!!!!!"
Garin_666 says 'do u love me?'
Bubbles wriggles its tail very fast.
