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Prologue
(Joey McIntyre is walking down a dark alley in New York City. He's broke, and he just got kicked out of his house.)
Joey: (thinking) How did I end up like this? It's all Jordan's fault. He destroyed my rep just as I was building it. Damn that Jordan.
(Another figure is walking in the same direction. Joey bumps into the figure.)
Joey: What the...? (Joey looks at the figure.) It's you! (He starts beating up the person.)
Jordan: NO! Joey, stop!
Joey: Why should I?
Jordan: I didn't do anything to you!
Joey: Oh, yes, you did. Wait a second... (Joey takes a good look at Jordan) What happened to you?
Jordan: Exactly the same thing that happened to you.
Joey: Who did this to us?
Jordan: It's those boy bands. The type that we were once part of. Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync, 98�, plus that slut Britney, and her wannabes. We've got to do something.
Joey: But what?
Jordan: (thinking) I've got an idea. (He whispers in Joey's ear, and Joey's face lights up.)
Now, on to the story...