Age: Half-Eaten Spiced Crabcake
Favorite Food: Antique Musket Ball
Favorite Attire: Beret and False Bouffant
Favorite Thing: Nazi Military Surgeon, Men Who Lurk in Abandoned Silos
Favorite Activity: Admiring Moustaches
Favorite Musical Rag: StereolabBjorkMomusJohnnyCash.
Favorite Scent (on someone else): Wal-Mart's Cotton Candy Cologne
Favorite Scent (on myself): Mollusk Slime Trails
Words of Wisdom: "There is nothing more important than being thin. Anorexia is the only answer..."