| Debbie |
| Debbie has been my partner in crime since the 7th grade. She willed me her Pocahontas comforter back then, and I intend to get it when she dies too. ALthough I may say things about Debbie that sound as if she is not the greatest thing since slice cheese, I assure that she is. Debbie has an infectious personality that keeps me on my toes, at odds, and enjoying damn near every moment I spend with her. Sometimes I enjoy the moments with her, and sometimes I enjoy thinking about the moments I'm going to get her back. We have a beautiful friendship that's really taking the test of time, and I hope it passes. One day...I know I'll be standing up in her wedding, and I have only two things to say on this issue: 1. The bridesmaid dresses better not be ugly 2. I better not be standing up with Jimmy WTF, Mate? |
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