mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh (4x) 

[Verse 1]
Walking down the block
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This really old man
He gotta be deaf
His old tight g-pa shorts were creeping up da crotch
I can see his peeenis
His pants were too tight
He musn't own g-pa shorts
That were in sight
I walked right by
He thought I was a little kid
She had a frontal wedgie
A pyramid 

mmhhh that's right I placed a bid! fix yourself boy you gotta pyramid (2x) 

[Verse 2]
Boy that gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss
I Cannot believe my eyes
Why does he go around and prance
Is your crotch hungry boy cuz it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
The only pyramids I wanna see r in egypt
I still don’t know why he calls me a small kid
Grossin' people out with his pyramid 

mmhhh that's right I placed a bid! fix yourself boy you gotta pyramid (2x) 

[Verse 3]
First day of fall
When he’s got it all
This guy has forgot how to dress
A little too quick ram pull them shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Wo there it is yall right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Everything and every nut
You better take a quick minute
Before you step outside check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your g-pa shorts all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take words of advice
It's not very nice
When they look at your giant squid
boys don't sleep
Don't let chur pants creep
Watch out for the pyramid 

mmhhh that's right I placed a bid! fix yourself boy you gotta pyramid (2x) 

Pick it out (4x)