10. Drug her and then ask her out, nod her head so now she cant go back on it

9. Say you're the president's son

8. Tell her you save animals and not cook them in the microwave like you probably do.

7. Tell her you have a dieing grandma and the only way she can get better is by you getting a date

6. Tell her you once kept a live slug in your mouth for an entire month

5. Tell her you're the creator of this site that'll be enough

4. Say you've taken out one of those Pentagon Bastards

3. MAKE SURE YOU'RE WEARING PANTS AND 6 DAY OLD UNDERWEAR AT THE MOST

2. Tell her she smells like your mom

1. Tell her rasins go right through you

Worst Top Ten List Ever!

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