That's a toughie...oh wait a minute! I've got it. You should shave your yack, stuff the hair in your ass, and shut up! you make me want to YACK!
Now to address a more interesting question. How does Pimpenguin get his hair so shiny?
For the answer to this I went straight to the source and here is what he had to say.
"Oh. Hehe. Thanks for asking that. Well you see I use a special formula made from baby fat, entrails, and your mothers wetness. That combined with the fact that I have feathers and not hair makes my hair really shiny. Thanks for asking. Belch!
I hope you die,
Pimpenguin"
I have a pet yack who's leaving the country for a year to study in Mongolia. We've been dating 6 months, and I really like her. But I don't know if I can handle a long distance relationship with a yack. She's hairy, and I'm not. She's only the second yack I've ever had. Should we try to stay together, or let each other date around?
Sincerely,
Young and yacking,
in Melosovich, AL.
