| Hi.� I have a good guess as to what your thinking.� Here is some loser that can't get a job and make a living like every regular schmuck.� Well that's pretty much the truth.� Except, I do currently have a job.� I just lack motivation.� Motivation.� Something some people just lack.� Take a look at my "mom".� She hasn't worked in almost 8 years.� She is afraid to leave her own house.� She takes a bunch of meds and gets some money from the government.� Truth is, she's just crazy.� My problem (which isn't as bad as hers) is that I'm lazy, anti-social, and just a moron) Now you're thinking who the hell cares and what reason is that to give him money?� Good question.� I can get a job but I always get fired eventually.� I never quit because I don't like looking for jobs any sooner than I have to.� Well the reason I think you should send me money is because it does both of us a favor.� Me, not having to work or socialize and you not having me screw things up.� I mean come on, if I worked at McDonalds I would fuck up your whole order.� If I was a roofer your roof would probably leak.� I mean do you want that to happen?� Or do you want me to go around stealing things (which sometimes is a neccesity).� Listen, I'm not asking you to make me rich (unless you want to, that's fine)� just enough to live comfortably without having to bother people.� I mean it's really no different than paying thousands of dollars to house me in prison.� You can help prevent me from becoming a criminal. |
