I have found that there are 3 distinct types of people.  The first type are the loudmouthed type that constantly are blowing nothing but hot air out of their mouth.  All they do is add to the heat during the summer.  I really dislike those types of people.  They think that they owe us the great honor of spewing stupidity on everyone within 400 feet of them.  Why 400 feet.  Because they've always got that fucking voice that carries their stupidity for miles and miles.  In fact, most of these people are girls.  And I have a feeling it's why so many people turn gay.  Just so they never make the mistake of ever in there lifetime ending up with a girl like that.

The second type of person is kind of like the first type.  The difference is that they have a small amount of intellegence.  But still, they think that the world owes them everything, and when you find something you don't like about them, they get all pissy and grumpy.  This type of person is filled with lots of jocks, gays, and of course, lot's of girls.  Hence yet another reason why many people turn gay.  This type of person is still opinionated.  But they are like sheep in a herd.

But the third type of person is a very rare breed indeed.  They are the soft spoken type.  They have their opinions, but they are willing to change.  There is only a small percentage of these.  Only one in every three million females is one of these.  This breed is also the most intellegent of all breeds.  Also, there are even less straight males that are in this group.  The reason for this, is because they are mostly in the second group, simply because most men are sheep.  But the largest percentage of this group, is actually the smallest percentage of the world population.  It is obviously the homosexual population.  There in itself lies the world's greatest mystery.  Fuck Amelia Earhart.
 

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