also known as pile's birthday strikes again
My birthday started out innocently enough with a trip to boogie wonderland of friday night
Tommy, Ginny, Monkey and I proceeded to get Drunk
Monkey Proceeded to become gayer than anyone
This is Kristy Love I did her
Home safe after kristy love lovin
James hates it when i get all the chicks
He doesn't get mad he gets even
monkey had his turn at ripping my underpants off
A Real American Hero???
Flash forward Saturday afternoon time to drink a pitcher of margaritas
With a little help from my friends
Is it just me or am i the object of every woman's desire
Now You See why
Yeah they all want me
Maybe not so much now
Never vomited, but as close as you can come without it
That hurt a little but i'll be allright
back to smoothness
Where the hell is the smoothness when i need it
Thats more like it
One last shot before i go out to find me a woman
And now for my crowning achievement, the meeting of the girlfriend for the first time, without being able to walk pretty smooth