WHAT IF ALL THE MAJOR COMPANIES MADE CONDOMS, AND KEPT THEIR ORIGINAL SLOGANS?




Sainsury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Milk condoms - the white stuff

Kitkat condoms � have a shag � have a condom

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Natwest condoms - There is another way, you know

Adidas condoms - i kiss condoms

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk?

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca cola condoms - The real thing.

Coca cola special world cup condoms - eat condoms, sleep condoms, drink cum

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Herbal essences condoms- Got the urge

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

Natwest - there is another way you know

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

On digital condoms - plug and play!!!

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Maltesers condoms - the lighter way to enjoy chocolate

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Cadbury's condoms - the nation's favourite

Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps keep the doctor away!!

Dairy Milk condoms - its a glass and a half that makes it a condom and a half

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperoni comdoms - it a bit of an animal

Helmann's condoms - You can have them with everything!

Grolsch Condoms - SCHTOP! This condom is not ready yet!

Mastercard condoms - Accepted everywhere...

Heinz 'Kama Sutra' Condoms - 57 varieties

Playstation 2 condoms - the 3rd place (geddit?)

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

Flake condoms - The crumbiest, flakiest condoms (also very poor seller)
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