FACTFILE


Real Name: Michael Hartnell
Age: 16
Sexuality: Heterosexual
House: Woodbridge, Suffolk, England
Job: Student
School: Farlingaye High School
Football Team: Leeds United
Fave band: Manic Street Preachers
Fave song: Creep by Radiohead
Ideal woman: Rachel Stevens from S Club 7
Fave TV programmes: Soccer a.m., The Secret Life of Us
Favourite Films: Silence of the Lambs, American Pie
Favourite Food: Marmite
Favourite Drink: Lager
Fave Magazine: FHM
Most annoying people: Jamie Oliver, Carol Vorderman, David Beckham, Kenan & Kel
Fave Chocolate Bar: Yorkie with raisins and biscuit
Fave Breakfast Cereal: Weetabix
Favourite Colour: Puce
Favourite Advert: The Heineken Series, Super Noodles Series
Least Favourite Adverts: �Yes Car Credit�
Favourite Smell: Petrol
Fave Animal: Staffordshire Bull Terrier (My dog!)
Least Favourite Animal: Cat
Funniest accent: Welsh (sorry boyos)
Number of hats I own: 3
Favourite Newspaper: The Mirror
Lucky Number: 31,627
Favourite type of pen: Fountain pen
Last time I vomited: August 2001
Favourite tree: Ash
Favourite Cloud: Cumulus-Nimbus
Favourite key on a keyboard: :
Longest piss ever: 1 min 29 secs
Height: 5�9�-ish
Weight: about 10 stone or so�
No. of keep-ups with football: 117
No. of keep-ups with a golf club & ball: 142
Highest break in snooker: 34
Fave PC game: Championship Manager
No. of Moles on my body: 37 (including 6 in the shape of the big dipper   star constellation he he)
 
Least favourite countries: USA, France, Italy, Australia, Turkey, Japan, Canada, Scotland, Ireland, Guinea-Bissau,The Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, The People�s Democratic Republic of Congo (Formerly known as Zaire), Sweden, Portugal, China, Russia:)
Favourite Swear Word: Shite
Fave German Swear Word: Fotze (cunt)
Fave Supermarket: Tesco
Favourite Area of Germany: Meckenberg-Vorpommern
Political orientation: Monster-Raving-Loony-Party
 
Least Favourite politician: Anne Widdecombe
Favourite day of the year: 5th Sunday after Pentecost
Favourite shape: Scalene Triangle
Randomly pressed keys: w8yh0ra[owje7`
Favourite Shampoo: Lynx Menthol
Fave temp. in shower: 38 degrees C
Current length of sideburns: 3.3 cm
Length of penis: No fucking chance�
Fave garden tool: Hoe
Fave clothing label: Lee Cooper
Favourite bird: Great-crested tit
Favourite fabric softener: Bounce
Fave Muller Corners yoghurt: Rhubarb Crumble Corner
Most pints I�ve drunk at once: 9
No. of pairs of Boxers I own: 13
 
Last time I said �Radical�: 1991
A road: B170
 
My ex-girlfriend�s Mobile No: I am scared of her so I took it off
So here's my sister's: 08755230912
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