| FACTFILE Real Name: Michael Hartnell Age: 16 Sexuality: Heterosexual House: Woodbridge, Suffolk, England Job: Student School: Farlingaye High School Football Team: Leeds United Fave band: Manic Street Preachers Fave song: Creep by Radiohead Ideal woman: Rachel Stevens from S Club 7 Fave TV programmes: Soccer a.m., The Secret Life of Us Favourite Films: Silence of the Lambs, American Pie Favourite Food: Marmite Favourite Drink: Lager Fave Magazine: FHM Most annoying people: Jamie Oliver, Carol Vorderman, David Beckham, Kenan & Kel Fave Chocolate Bar: Yorkie with raisins and biscuit Fave Breakfast Cereal: Weetabix Favourite Colour: Puce Favourite Advert: The Heineken Series, Super Noodles Series Least Favourite Adverts: �Yes Car Credit� Favourite Smell: Petrol Fave Animal: Staffordshire Bull Terrier (My dog!) Least Favourite Animal: Cat Funniest accent: Welsh (sorry boyos) Number of hats I own: 3 Favourite Newspaper: The Mirror Lucky Number: 31,627 Favourite type of pen: Fountain pen Last time I vomited: August 2001 Favourite tree: Ash Favourite Cloud: Cumulus-Nimbus Favourite key on a keyboard: : Longest piss ever: 1 min 29 secs Height: 5�9�-ish Weight: about 10 stone or so� No. of keep-ups with football: 117 No. of keep-ups with a golf club & ball: 142 Highest break in snooker: 34 Fave PC game: Championship Manager No. of Moles on my body: 37 (including 6 in the shape of the big dipper star constellation he he) Least favourite countries: USA, France, Italy, Australia, Turkey, Japan, Canada, Scotland, Ireland, Guinea-Bissau,The Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, The People�s Democratic Republic of Congo (Formerly known as Zaire), Sweden, Portugal, China, Russia:) Favourite Swear Word: Shite Fave German Swear Word: Fotze (cunt) Fave Supermarket: Tesco Favourite Area of Germany: Meckenberg-Vorpommern Political orientation: Monster-Raving-Loony-Party Least Favourite politician: Anne Widdecombe Favourite day of the year: 5th Sunday after Pentecost Favourite shape: Scalene Triangle Randomly pressed keys: w8yh0ra[owje7` Favourite Shampoo: Lynx Menthol Fave temp. in shower: 38 degrees C Current length of sideburns: 3.3 cm Length of penis: No fucking chance� Fave garden tool: Hoe Fave clothing label: Lee Cooper Favourite bird: Great-crested tit Favourite fabric softener: Bounce Fave Muller Corners yoghurt: Rhubarb Crumble Corner Most pints I�ve drunk at once: 9 No. of pairs of Boxers I own: 13 Last time I said �Radical�: 1991 A road: B170 My ex-girlfriend�s Mobile No: I am scared of her so I took it off So here's my sister's: 08755230912 |